I am a lover of all animals. Even bugs and spiders. But I really really fucking hate flies.
You know that saying “Oh, she wouldn’t hurt a fly!”
In fact, I saw one in the sink the other day and I purposely turned on the water and watched it drown. I felt like a total crazy serial killer because I was giggling maniacally when I did it. But they’re DISGUSTING. And the ones in my house are on steroids or some shit. I swear you could put a saddle on them.
And they’re dumb. I try to open the door and shoo them out, giving them a second chance at life, but no, they prefer to continue to fly into the window directly next to the open door to freedom.
I hate them.
This morning, HJ and I took Oliver (joyful joyful mischievous pup) and Atticus (dashing, handsome, older gentleman) on a walk. It’s always sort of comical. They are total Mutt and Jeff.
There are bunnies EVERYWHERE in our neighborhood. I mean EVERYWHERE, so it wasn’t unusual to see one crouching by a garage on our walk.
But then I saw them.
All around this poor little thing.
Hadley immediately took action.
“Hold this, Mama.” she said as she handed Ollie’s leash to me and crept closer to the bunny.
It looked bad. The flies told me that. Bastards.
He was really hurt.
Hadley blurts out “You promised me if I ever found a hurt animal, I could help it!”
At this point, she was crying.
Ok, I say. Let’s take the dogs home and come back.
We go home and I look up Wildlife rescue online and call them.
The woman told me that no one would come. That it was better to leave it. I understood but my heart sank.
Then I held my Rare Bird as she sobbed for 30 minutes.
I told her to take her anger and sadness and put it to good use taking care of the animals we already have. So she put Sunny (gecko) in her travel container and took her outside to get her 20 minutes of sunshine.
And then she was fine. It was fascinating.
Husband comes home tonight. I’ve missed him terribly this week. Making a mental note to be sweet and adoring instead of cranky and exhausted. Wish me luck.
PS- I’ve been sucking at posting Thursday Loves regularly. I think I’ll just skip it and post whenever I feel like it.